People Who Claim To Be Afraid Of Clowns
Here’s the thing: They’re not. They just think that saying they are makes for some sort of childhood-trauma personality accoutrement, fostering the illusion that they’re a tortured soul. But they’re making it up. I don’t care if they’ve managed to convince themselves it’s true—it’s time to lure this hackneyed meme into the ice-cream truck, strangle it to death and hide it under some loose floor boards.