Why do you insist on forcing me to print out this document and then walk the 11 blocks to Kinko’s to fax it to you? You’re wasting (my) time, (my) energy and (my) resources because you refuse to use this thing we call “the Internet.” Have you heard of it? It sends virtual documents virtually through thin air. Welcome to the present. Strange as it may seem, here we don’t wear Hypercolor T-shirts, we don’t eat Dippin’ Dots and we don’t use fax machines.