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Urban Kvetch: The Jewish Roll

The Jewish Roll The Japanese cats over at Crazy Fish restaurant in Los Angeles are just calling it what it is. No need to gloss things over by calling it a "Philadelphia Roll" or a "Brooklyn Roll" like other r...
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Urban Kvetch: Israel Independence Day

You get the feeling that the party's almost over -- that it'll be a miracle if we make it to 63, that the great experiment has failed and total annihilation is imminent, and it's a feeling you're used to, only ...
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Chai Times with Alexander Gould

Text by Maxwell Williams"Should I stone-y him up?" asks the groomer, a quiet blonde, as the Heeb Magazine photographer snaps away. They're in my living room shooting precocious 15-year-old Alexander Gould for t...
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Link Round Up

Lick My Horse, The Music Video (Existenz)Celeb Jihad's Shocking Lindsay Lohan Interview (Celeb Jihad) Kevin Spacey Smokes Weed Every Day in Shrink (Screen Junkies)The Worst Video Game Cockblockers (Asylum)Site ...
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Link Round Up

Pee-Wee Ree-turns! (The Daily What)The Rock vs. Tooth Decay - can he defeat it before it spreads to his career? (Agent Bedhead)The Mamas and the Papas and the Children They Had Sex With (Warming Glow)Werner Her...
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Jouchebags

Although we at Heeb demonstrate our love for the panoplies of mosaics of rainbows that is New York-area Ashkenazi Jewry (plus that one Persian girl with the adorable English accent), our detractors often label us "self-hating." The truth is, however, that we are inordinately and completely irrationally fond of ourselves. But that doesn't mean that we feel the same about all our fellow tribesmen and women. Below are some of the Jews from past and present who we absolutely love to hate.