Signs You Might Not Want to Create the Heaven and the Earth Ilana Strauss October 12, 2017 Religion Lies, deception, murder, and a dude named Seth
Moses Gets Shafted Ilana Strauss September 22, 2017 Religion It’s not like the Promised Land was promised or anything.
Inside the Writing Room of Cards Against Humanity Ilana Strauss September 18, 2017 Shtick Find out how the sausage gets made at the quintessential parlor game for horrible people.
When Moses Tried to Quit the Game Ilana Strauss September 16, 2017 Religion A warning about waiting until you're 120 to make retirement plans
That Time Israel Would’ve Eaten Its Own Ilana Strauss September 8, 2017 Religion How many dead babies does it take to cross the desert?
If Houston Needs Anything Post-Harvey, It’s Salami Yo Semite September 7, 2017 Food Because nothing says "hurricane recovery" like salty meat
In Case You Didn’t Notice Last Week’s Supreme Court Ruling joshua neuman June 26, 2017 Culture, Music A conversation between Simon Tam of The Slants and Joshua Neuman of Heeb
Friendly Reminder—The Bible is Extremely NSFW Heeb June 26, 2017 Culture, Religion Dirty Pictures from the Holy Scriptures
Use The Schwartz and Buy Dark Helmet’s Actual Spaceballs Helmet! RSS June 9, 2017 Culture Perfect for people who hate Yogurt.
Donald Trump Would Like All Israelis to Know… Zayin B'Ayin May 22, 2017 Israel Oh, guess everything's okay then.
Sherlock Holmes Once Busted Up the KKK Using Brains and Black Magic Nicky Martin April 17, 2017 Culture, Fiction 2 Want to fight white nationalism in the 21st century? Just do what Sherlock did in 1981's “The Five Orange Pips”: Lure the KKK onto a boat, then crash it with voodoo.
A Guide to Making Your Seder More Uncomfortable Ilana Strauss April 4, 2017 Comedy, Culture, Religion Seders get predictable. We can fix that.