Wink Wink Nudge Nudge
Today _Chicago Tribune_ entertainment reporter Mark Caro "wags his finger":http://featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com/entertainment_popmachine/2007/07/harry-potter--2.html at Gawker's "recent post":http://gawker.c...
Saturday Morning Special
Yes, you're very impressive because you've seen _The Family Guy_ episode "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein" and all of _The Simpsons_ episodes with Krusty the Clown. But before you give yourself that congratulato...
Iron Solomon’s Wisdom
"This clip":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX5xEQIysV8 was sent to me just minutes ago by "Paul Barman,":http://www.myspace.com/mcpaulbarman an MC who would never have the gall to rhyme "flavorless" with "payos...
Parents Just Don’t Understand
A "study":http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6897023.stm by Washington University at St. Louis showed that old people find it difficult to "get" what's funny. The study had undergrads and AARP-ers attempt to com...
Dogma
*If those paparazzi photos from the red carpet are any indication, the rhinestone collar of yesteryear simply won't do it for today's fashion hound… or her dog. To meet a growing need, pet designers are creatin...
JDate For Sale On Craigslist
If you're interested in testing the waters of online dating but aren't willing to make a big commitment in order to make a commitment, check out "this Craigslist post":http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/sub/3698...
The Keffiyeh Soldiers On
Kirsten Dunst sports an "Arab head scarf":http://heebmagazine.com/articles/view/88 and "Teen Vogue":http://jezebel.com/gossip/i-hate-magazines/at-least-jane-probably-wouldnt-have-called-it-a-breezy-global+chic-...
Thou Shalt Not Take the Lord’s Name in Wain
It's been over 50 years since Cecil B. DeMille directed "_The Ten Commandments_,":http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0049833/ so it's about time that somebody send us a celluloid reminder of all of the laws we've been...
News Flash: _Heeb_ HQ Relocates to Jakarta
Why? One simple, stinky, "herby":http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/06/26/indonesia.marijuana.ap/index.html reason. ...
The Farfour Declaration
It's with great sadness that I announce the "death of Farfour":http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/06/29/hamas.mouse.ap/index.html, Hamas' version of Mickey Mouse. It seems that the "previously blogged about":h...
