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Laugh All The Way To The Bank

Tired of spending all your money on boozing and shmoozing? I know I am. So sink a couple bucks into something that's really worth your time and check out _Heeb_ favorites "Michael Showalter":http://www.heebmaga...
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Hung Like A Roth

In a "_New York Magazine_ interview":http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2007/06/eli_roth_has_his_dirk_diggler.html#more (link is *COMPLETELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK*), photographer Tim Palen spills the beans about ...
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Say It Ain’t So!

I am terribly saddened to report that "the holy union between Laurie and Larry David is over.":http://www.nypost.com/seven/06052007/gossip/pagesix/newly_single_pagesix_.htm/ Page Six asserts that Laurie's fame ...
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Mid-Life Crisis

It's the 40th anniversary of the Six-Day War and "the region has sure come a long way.":http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/05/world/middleeast/05cnd-mideast.html?hp ...
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Sarah Sends Paris Packing

Do you think Ms. Hilton would have "headed to the can two days early":http://www.actressarchives.com/news.php?id=5969 had it not been for Sarah Silverman's shove-off last night at the MTV Movie Awards? Seriousl...
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An Open Letter To Paul Rudd

Hey Paul, I'm going to be honest with you. I thought you would have been a great Heeb cover. We asked your agent and/or manager about hooking something up and, well, they said you didn't have the time and th...
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Barack Made a Doodle

For National Doodle Day (which is February 23rd, in case you were as shocked as I was to learn there was even such a day), Barack Obama agreed to make a drawing for charity. His quickie portraits of Chuck Schum...
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They Might Be Giants

Just when you think MTV couldn't blow any harder, they go and do something that makes them seem relevant again. Today, the laugh-so-hard-you-could-puke sketch show "_Human Giant,_":http://www.thehumangiant.com/...
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Look Who’s Got a Woody

You may remember _Heeb_ rabbinic authority "Berel B":http://myspace.com/berel helping us hijack the "mitzvah tank.":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG4pG-NBJdE Well, his latest semitic shenanigans can be seen at...