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Crimes and Misdemeanors

Remember how Heeb rabbinic authority Berel B put American Apparel head Dov Charney up to that billboard (above)? Well, no good joke goes unpunished; Allen is now suing the company for $10 million. Perhaps the k...
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No Love for Natalie

Last week we told you that Hasidic friend-of-Heeb Abe Karpen was spotted on the Brooklyn Bridge with Natalie Portman. He was filming a movie in which he played Portman's husband, but that's the last sighting of...
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Dov, Love Me Do

<i>Radar</i> has joined in on the conversation about American Apparel overlord Dov Charney with a first-person account from a one-time AA model. In the piece, writer Claire Salinda rolls her eyes at...
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Wear and Peace

In an eloquent answer to the keffiyeh (which Urban Outfitters once sold as an "anti-war scarf") Dana Arbib, guest design director for our Kids Issue, and her friend Farah Malik have created A Peace Tr...
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Breast Intentions

When Amy Winehouse performed at the Grammy's on Sunday (looking much healthier than we've seen in a while, thank heavens), the producers requested that she cover up the large topless woman tattooed on her arm s...
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Caught Red-Headed

Radar Online's The Ethnicist asks C. H. Dalton, the author of _A Practical Guide to Racism_, about the idea that Jews are cursed with curly, unmanageable red locks. According to Dalton, this is "one of the...
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Kid Rock Loves Jews, Guns

At his NYC New Year's Eve party, Kid Rock jokingly "asked reporter Shira Levine to marry him.":http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/01/kid_rock_loves_new_york_jews.html He loves the Jews! Why? "They just fucking g...
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Borat is Dead, Long Live Baron Cohen

Sad news: In a rare "interview":http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2007/12/21/bfborat121.x with _The Telegraph_, actor/comedian/genius Sacha Baron Cohen reveals that he is laying to rest the c...
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Gawk No More

Earlier today, Gawker's Emily Gould, editor of the site and a _Heeb_ 100 "member":http://heeb100.com/newmedia.html, "quit":http://gawker.com/news/accidents-will-happen/a-long-dark-early-evening-of-the-soul-with...
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Jesus Saves, Moses Makes Viral Videos

Singer-songwriter Jill Sobule (of "I Kissed a Girl" fame) has "announced a contest":http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/jill_sobule/129/jesus-was-a-dreidel-spinner-a-video-contest to find the best music video for ...
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Does This Nose Make Me Look Fat?

And speaking of Jewish beauties, the ladies over at "Jezebel":http://jezebel.com/gossip/the-chosen-ones/maxim-entertainment-weekly-agree-jews-blacks-asians-not-so-sexy-315003.php rightly point out that the Arya...
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Bob Does Broadway

Later this month, Bob Saget will be joining the cast of the Broadway musical "The Drowsy Chaperone":http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5ibuwJXMxm11dZzmZvENfI8GUuJjgD8S0LJE80. He's set to play the show's narrato...