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Somebody Wake Up Guinness! The World’s Largest Elvis Velvet Painting

June 25, 2008

By Brenna Ehrlich He's the Pelvis, the King, the Atomic Powered Singer and he's also allegedly a Jew—and his tear-stained face is plastered across a 12-foot by 12-foot swath of velvet at the Tattoo Factory, ...

George Carlin: The Heeb Interview

Brian Abrams

June 24, 2008

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Okay, so I didn't exactly get to interview the legendary comedian face-to-face, but in my pubescent years, I pestered a bunch of entertainers with questionairres via snail mail. Carlin was one of the few cele...

Where in the World is Lapo Elkann?

The Grand Conspirator

June 23, 2008

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I was a bit surprised when I learned that Lapo Elkann (heir to the Fiat Throne) was set to be honored at Chabad Lubavitch of Midtown Manhattan's Twelfth Annual Dinner. But then again, I guess once you've endure...

Crown Princesses

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June 23, 2008

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Back in 2006, Juive au jus Alexandra Rosenfeld won Miss France and went on to take Miss Europe. As is usually the case, it takes a little while for French fashions to make their way across the Channel, but th...

L’Haim

jewdar

June 20, 2008

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Like most human beings, we know you are always eager to hear the latest about one or more of the Two Coreys. This just in (well, a few days ago): According to Corey Haim, Victoria Beckham was a lousy kisser. ...

The _Heeb_ Olympics and You!

June 20, 2008

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Compete in the _Heeb_ Olympics, a reality competition pitting four athletes (we use that term loosely) against one another in games ranging from "Yarmulke Discus" to "Gefilte Fish Wrestling."...

You Know What We Did Last Summer

SF_Shiksa

June 19, 2008

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Bruce Weber models a fashion shoot after summer camp. Where have we seen that before?...

_Fair_ Play?

Brian Abrams

June 19, 2008

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Last week, Wormser (above) and the rest of us spent an afternoon in Central Park and took another softball-schooling from another magazine, but the post-game rants online from Vanity Fair's head coach are altog...

Bandaid

June 19, 2008

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After surviving abject poverty, pneumonia, malaria and tuberculosis ex-Malawi orphan David Banda will finally get to see some real drama.Word on the street is Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie are turning to &quo...

Waste of _Time_

Brian Abrams

June 18, 2008

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On Monday, Time magazine released its 50 Best Websites of 2008, and it's stupid. In a sad attempt to come across like professional websurfers who've got the scoop on up-and-coming domains, the digital arm of th...

American Apparatus

SF_Shiksa

June 18, 2008

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Because running to two separate stores for your thigh-high leg warmers and your vibrator is one stop too many for any all-American girl, Dov Charney brings them to one shelf near you. Not sure how the Hitachi m...

Diamond Days Fest: Just One Month Away

SF_Shiksa

June 17, 2008

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On top of all the great bands Jay Diamond has tapped to play Diamond Days (Assemble Head in Sunburst Sound, Lazarus, Tweak Bird, Thee Makeout Party, Bridez, the list includes up to ten bands a night), we're now...