Who’s Your Dadi?
It seems like just yesterday that the big story at the Olympics was a hug shared by a Georgian and a Russian. Please queue the sappy intro music yet again as now an Iranian and an Israeli have shared a hug at t...
Gmail Down, World CRUMBLES TO ITS KNEES!!!
Yes, Gmail went down for one hour (or there abouts) today. And you what that means-- sheer PANIC. Check out this tidbit from the Dallas Morning News: Gmail is down for me and Victor. Major outage? 4:38 PM Mon,...
Victoria Falls?
Don't know if you've been following this story, but Continental Airlines flight attendant Sharon Brown says that the diva antics of Victoria Osteen (wife of Megapastor Joel Osteen) on a flight to Vail, CO in 20...
What Jeff Ross _Should_ Have Said about Bob Saget
Get this: Bob Saget is pissed because people made fun of him at the Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget. Well, actually he's pissed because people made fun of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, who played his daughter o...
The Sad State of Michigan
It's a tough time to be from Michigan. Our economy is down the shitter, everyone who graduates high school (and that's not many people) leaves for NYC or LA and the Mayor of Detroit now has about as much polti...
Do I Look Fat In This?
Oh! those wacky scientists, always inventing things! Apparently, we are one step closer to the creation of an invisibility cloak. A freakin' invisibility cloak!Watch out Johnny Depp... 'cause I'm probably gonn...
Hug it Out
The _Heeb_ Olympics aren't the only Olympic Games going on right now. In Beijing, two medal winners from the warring republics of Russia and Georgia had spectators oohing and ahhing when they embraced tenderly...
Cohen Gadol
When Steve Cohen won a House seat in Memphis' Ninth Congressional District, it seemed more the result of a unique harmonic convergence than a sign of any future. In a field crowded with black candidates, Cohen...
And Lest You Think That All the Fun is Happening at KFC and Popeye’s…
...a Florida man wasn't eating fresh at a Jacksonville Subway-- he was getting fresh. After the sandwich chain left the sauce off of Reginald Peterson's Italian sandwich he called 911... not once, but twice. I ...
Deeply Fried
I know sometimes I say or do things around here that human resources isn't totally cool with, but why the Associated Press would even consider running such a profoundly racist story about inmate Tremayne Durham...
The _Heeb_ Olympics: The Yarmulke Toss
Four modern-day gladiators do battle for the gold (a lifetime supply of Gold's mustard) in the _Heeb_ Olympics, beginning today with the first of four events, the Yarmulke Toss. Stay tuned right here at _Heebma...
