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Hanukkah 2.0?

Apparently, Hanukkah is now downloadable. Get the mobile menorah on your phone or iPod Touch, then use your finger to light the candles, control the candle burn rate, and watch the magical light. And if you mis...
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Rubber City Rock

Oh, Ohio! Our nation's fat girlfriend that forever cheats on us! As all eyes turn to the heartland during the eleventh hour of this election, let your worried ears fall on the Midwest bad boys of tasteful zombi...
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Good for the News?

TMZ's Harvey Levin has been issued a warning by Snoop Dogg to pony up the Benjamins. Word out of the doggpound is that if the celebutard website is going to continue to profit off his Dopeness with the onslaugh...
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Matt and Kim (and Arye)

Last week, our longtime music editor, Arye Dworken, guest hosted MTV's "Subterranean" with special guests Matt and Kim. Arye asked the duo hard-hitting questions about the merits of the ampersand and ...
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Hit a Jew Day

A few precocious middle school students in Missouri are facing suspension after creating "hit a Jew day," a day in which all are encouraged to smack at least one member of the tribe.At first I was concerned abo...
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_Heeb_ Best of CMJ

The week-long CMJ Music Marathon just came to an end, as did my panic to squeeze into it as many shows as possible. I saw about 20, trekking from one end of Manhattan to the other (talk about a great schlep). H...
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One Week Until Halloween! What to Wear?

Amy Winehouse is so last year. Halloween 2008 will likely belong to a plethora of Heath Ledger characters, Brittany incarnations and conceptual renderings of the stock market plunge, and of course, Sarah Palin....
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Sit On It, McCain!

See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die For a TV baby such as Jewdar, this Obamappeal was, to quote J.J. from Good Times, "Dynamite!" Much love to fellow Milwaukeeans Richie Cunningham and Arthur ...
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Queens Reich

Not since 1945 has it been such a lousy time to be an Austrian Nazi. First long-time leader Jorg Haider is killed in a flaming car crash; then it turns out that his successor, Stefan Petzner, is just flaming....
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The Palin Family Shopping Spree

Campaign finance reports confirm that the Repulican National Commitee spent $150 000 in September to gussy up the honky, would-be VP's kinfolk for her 50-state shitshow. Makes you wonder what kind of mess they ...