Baby Bust: Continuing Coverage
Babies Adolf Hitler Campbell, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Hoszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell were removed from their New Jersey home Tuesday by the state Division of Youth and Family Services. No one seem...
Say it Ain’t So, Gwyneth
So tonight Jewdar is all set to watch the truly remarkable Waltz with Bashir, and a trailer comes on for a Jewquin Phoenix/Gwyneth Paltrow (whose Abrahamic ancestry is sufficiently well-known to need no dazzlin...
Civil Divorce
In a move eagerly awaited by embarrassed advocates of intermarriage, Blake Civil-Fielder (aka, The British K-Fed) announced that he would be divorcing Amy Winehouse, allegedly due to her adultery. Jewdar prays...
Only in Alaska
Betcha didn't know that Alaska has the highest per capita sex offences in the country. In a twist of irony, one of the many convicted Alaskan sex offenders won a $500 000 lottery over the weekend. What's more i...
Still Don’t Believe in Modern Love
Maybe Christina Raines should write a "Modern Love" column--it could possibly be entitled "Fatal Attraction."Christina Raines is a 23-year-old Illinois resident who is dating--nay! engaged t...
Fruit Loops
This is probably my favorite internet game ever made. FRUIT MYSTERY will likely cause the player to have epileptic glory spins, but it's probably worth it. (Thanks to Goodjobbbbbbb)...
Consumerism for Change?
As the economy sinks slowly down the tubes, one man proving to be recession-proof is Shepard Fairey. The New York Times reports that the street artist, whose first project involved infiltrating city streets wit...
Looney Tunes
Yay! Another album of hilarious joke songs penned by a Jew is on the horizon! Andy Samberg, of Saturday Night Live fame, and his music crew--the Lonely Island--will be releasing "Incredibad" on Februa...
That’s So Eno
All right, we admit, we're always pleased when a celebrity says something nice about Israel, but can the rest of them please shut up, already? I mean, if Bono doesn't condemn Israel, what makes you think you ca...
“Allahu Akbar” Isn’t Part of Most Wedding DJs Repertoires
At a Long Island Jewish wedding, a waiter who was allegedly rebelling against his pastor, got wiggety wack on the mic when he blasted allahu akbar ("God is Great) in Arabic. Obviously it scared the bejesus...
Goldman Globes?
There wereminimal surprises at last night's 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards. Comeback kid/perennial cokewhore Mickey Rourke snatched up theGlobe for Best Actorin a Drama while theHollywood/Bollywood tour-de-for...
Don’t Believe in Modern Love
Although many a girl my age pours over the New York Times' "Modern Love" column with rapt interest, the whole concept never really appealed to me. So it was with extreme trepidation that I finally took a look t...
