Holocaust Denier, Michael Santomauro, Puts the “Twit” in “Twitter”
Michael Santomauro, who runs the Holocaust Denial publishing company, "accidentally" emails his PTA Mailing list extolling the virtues of Holocaust denial literature.
Chosen: Crimes and Misdemeanors
A leading rabbi-led Israeli Orthodox Zionist organization advocates "death camps" for "Amalekites," Orthodox and ultra-Orthodox Israelis think Israel's parliament is too democratic, disgraced rabbi Leib Tropper gets warm welcome in Jerusalem's ultra-Orthodox community, a riot breaks out during a lecture by an ultra-Orthodox rabbi, an ultra-Orthodox woman was arrested during a family wedding by the FBI, a contaminated kosher dairy is shuttered by New York State, a Jerusalem "modesty squad" leader is sentenced to jail for a viscous assault, and a right wing Israeli organization has decided to give kosher certificates to restaurants that refuse to hire Arabs.
Notorious J.A.P: Big Sis and “The Shady Car Dealer who Tried to Fuck Me Over”
With Notorious J.A.P. grounded, her older sister stepped in, and gave us some practical advice on how to get a great deal on a new car.
Glatt Kasher: Jerk off in Support of Natalie Portman
This is an opportunity for the Jews to win an Oscar. We are so hopelessly underrepresented in Hollywood, it's time for us to take a stand.
Links for Gender-Divided Gay Orthodox Prayer Services
For these Orthodox Jews, the opposite sex is an unwanted distraction during prayers. So, we figure, Israel's next war with Lebanon will be against the state, liking X before it was popular.
Scripted Pic Shtick: Hu’s House?
Join in the fun of mocking this soon to be classic photo of Kissinger and Hu.
Los Angeles Food Trucks Ridin’ Kosher-(Styles)
Among the top contenders currently vying for Semitic stomachs are Takosher, a kosher Mexican truck, and Schnitzel Wagon, a spinoff started by former employees of the ever-popular Schnitzly restaurant.
Holocaust Museum Redux in HD, 3D and Plasma
Israel opens a new Holocaust Museum offering an ultra-glitzy multi-media approach to the Holocaust, complete with simulated death camp train ride, Warsaw Ghetto Uprising sound effects, and kick-ass Yellow Star laser light show..
Chosen: Crimes and Misdemeanors
Daughter-rapist Rabbi Weingarten gets visits from the Ortho community, the head of an Israeli burial society is murdered over grave site shortage, and ultra-Ortho mother of eight goes to jail for grand larceny.
Notorious J.A.P. Gets Her Credit Card Back
After a one-month suspension, Notorious J.A.P. gets her credit card back. Watch out Bloomies.
David Sedaris: The Heeb Interview
Noted satirist and author David Sedaris dishes with Heeb about the important things in life like whether he's ever been with a Jewish man or not.
