We'd thought for sure that Aronofsky would hook up first, and with a Jewess, if only because he packed Black Swan with so many (Portman, Kunis, Ryder) you'd think it was a JDate promo.
A non-Jew goes on a bad vacation, it simply becomes something they mention among their friends when the subject of vacations comes up; a Jew has a bad vacation, it becomes cause for an outpouring of angst about their relationship to the Jewish state.
We won't try and top British author Howard Jacobson's op-ed piece on the matter (and we highly recommend his truly funny book, The Finkler Question), but reading Walker's delusions of piety, we were reminded of what she had to say about Osama bin Laden after 9/11
There’s something about a t-shirt that says “Looking for Mr. Rightberg” or “Does This Shirt Make Me Look Jewish?” that just makes Jewdar feel all warm and Jewy inside.
Jewdar's preferred solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict was always pretty simple and straightforward--all you needed was for all the super-hardcore Zionists living in the Far West Bank (by which we mean Bergen County, New Jersey) to trade their homes with Palestinians living in the West Bank.