A fictional vampiric loophole for a very real (very disturbing) blood-sucking practice.
Why is this night worse than all other nights?
"Channukah Caroling" is a terrible idea... as if you didn't already know.
'Tis the season... to shove festive doodads into your facial hair.
Who better to review jolly ol' St. Nick than a couple of grade-school yids?
Usually when Rabbis drone it's from a pulpit.