This “Vampire Mohels” Theme Song Will Probably Be Stuck In Your Head All Day

I wish I could say that the long-marginalized practice of sucking the blood off a newly circumcised infant’s penis was strictly the purview of the imaginary monsters in this video, but – alas – it’s actually still done by real-life villains with little to no regard for the law, to say nothing of public safety.

Much as I’d love to see Vampire Mohels become a moody supernatural thriller on the CW network, I’d much rather see an end to the batshit insane practice of Metzizah B’peh, once and for all, instead.

What do you think?

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