_Heeb_ Presents:
Go to Prayer
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You ï¬nd a quiet corner in your bedroom, kneel down and prostrate yourself to the Lord. It was He who told you to give up a life of alcohol, drugs and pleasure-seeking. It was He who told ...
_Heeb_ Presents:
Do the Lord's Bidding
The Secret Service drives you to Ginsburg's house and hands you a set of keys. You get out of the car, take a deep breath and walk towards the front door. Your hands sweat. Your heart b...
Let’s Hear it for Grandpa!
Legendary cartoonist Bob Fingerman gives us a strip for the Wasted Issue. Click here to see the full comic....
Waste Management
Newspaper and cardboard can be recycled, but toilet paper cannot. In an average lifetime, a single human being will flush 4,249 rolls of paper down the toilet—and that doesn't take into account the four layers ...
Actress Melissa Leo
Between the red hair and heartbreaking stare, you know you've seen Melissa Leo before, but you're not quite sure where. Mabe her performance in 21 Grams? (Called "as good as it gets" by Manohla Dargis.) Was tha...
_Music: I-LXXXIV_
This winter, Pressed Wafer Press will publish the second, long-awaited prose collection by poet-delinquent August Kleinzhaler, a selection of music reviews written for the San Diego Reader. Known for maligning ...
Colby Bird
Colby Bird's photographs and sculptures (featuring crack pipes, airplane alcohol bottles, and cocaine-smooth surfaces) lay bare a fascination with drug overindulgence and a kind of middleclass ostentation that ...
Don’t Get Fresh With Me
Stale challah is a versatile ingredient—without which the following recipes would fall as flat as another dough-bomb you know.
Stale Challah Croutons
Ingredients:
1 Stale Challah
Directions:
1. Preheat...
Spoonful of Sugar
If you're looking for something to do with your money now that the stock market has crashed, put it all on Natasha Lyonne's comeback.
The Chosen Ones
Proust, Kafka, Orwell. . .if hyper-intellectual 21st century geeks have their say, the name Joss Whedon will someday be right up there with those dead guys. Creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Serenity and Fir...
Excessive Wear
Face it, dude, you're a fucking mess. Your breath stinks, your hair is dishevelved and your clothes wreak of cigarette stench. Winter fashion even though the party's so over.
Riot Incorporated
Britney Spears, Michael Jackson and Lindsay Lohan have given being bonkers a bad name. And this, friends, is why you need to appreciate Courtney Love. She may be a partied-out, namedropping big mouth, but thanks to her, it's still cool to be a screw up.
