_Heeb_ Presents:
Hit the Snooze Button
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Bzzt! That damn snooze button is going off again. Â
Do you:
Hit snooze once more.
OR
Start your day....
_Heeb_ Presents:
Computer Golf in the Study
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Gosh darn, your study has been entirely packed up by the moving company, including your computer. Stacks of boxes ï¬ll the room. You open one of them. Aw, here's the flight ...
Let’s Hear it for Grandpa!
Legendary cartoonist Bob Fingerman gives us a strip for the Wasted Issue. Click here to see the full comic....
Colby Bird
Colby Bird's photographs and sculptures (featuring crack pipes, airplane alcohol bottles, and cocaine-smooth surfaces) lay bare a fascination with drug overindulgence and a kind of middleclass ostentation that ...
Waste Management
Newspaper and cardboard can be recycled, but toilet paper cannot. In an average lifetime, a single human being will flush 4,249 rolls of paper down the toilet—and that doesn't take into account the four layers ...
Actress Melissa Leo
Between the red hair and heartbreaking stare, you know you've seen Melissa Leo before, but you're not quite sure where. Mabe her performance in 21 Grams? (Called "as good as it gets" by Manohla Dargis.) Was tha...
_Music: I-LXXXIV_
This winter, Pressed Wafer Press will publish the second, long-awaited prose collection by poet-delinquent August Kleinzhaler, a selection of music reviews written for the San Diego Reader. Known for maligning ...
My Chemical Romance
Stephanie Green experienced Ecstasy, acid, shrooms, mescaline, cocaine, crystal, pot and almost every kind of downer—then she got to experience breast cancer.
Kyketail, Anyone?
Tried everything to get the attention of that cute guy or girl all alone on the other side of the bar? Try buying them one of these Heeb signature sippers. After all, a conversation about your virulent anti- Se...
Don’t Get Fresh With Me
Stale challah is a versatile ingredient—without which the following recipes would fall as flat as another dough-bomb you know.
Stale Challah Croutons
Ingredients:
1 Stale Challah
Directions:
1. Preheat...
Spoonful of Sugar
If you're looking for something to do with your money now that the stock market has crashed, put it all on Natasha Lyonne's comeback.
The Chosen Ones
Proust, Kafka, Orwell. . .if hyper-intellectual 21st century geeks have their say, the name Joss Whedon will someday be right up there with those dead guys. Creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Serenity and Fir...
