Waste Management
Newspaper and cardboard can be recycled, but toilet paper cannot. In an average lifetime, a single human being will flush 4,249 rolls of paper down the toilet—and that doesn't take into account the four layers ...
Trail of Ashes
Aulcie Perry did more than just play basketball. And it would take more than a drug conviction for his country to forget it.
My Chemical Romance
Stephanie Green experienced Ecstasy, acid, shrooms, mescaline, cocaine, crystal, pot and almost every kind of downer—then she got to experience breast cancer.
Kyketail, Anyone?
Tried everything to get the attention of that cute guy or girl all alone on the other side of the bar? Try buying them one of these Heeb signature sippers. After all, a conversation about your virulent anti- Se...
Don’t Get Fresh With Me
Stale challah is a versatile ingredient—without which the following recipes would fall as flat as another dough-bomb you know.
Stale Challah Croutons
Ingredients:
1 Stale Challah
Directions:
1. Preheat...
Heebonics
Tushy-Shtup, noun, verb (from the yiddish "tuchis" and "shtup")
1. Anal intercourse.Â
2. To screw someone over.
Al Gore produced a $100 million documentary and won an Oscar as well as the Nobel Prize, ...
Breakdowns: Interview With Art Spiegelman
By Brian Heater
"What is art to you?" I'm silent for a moment. Not because I'm thinking hard about the question—at least not at first—but rather, because my first inclination upon being asked is an attempt t...
The _Heeb_ Hundred
Meet the next hundred Jews we think you'll be hearing more about in the not-so-distant future.
_1-2-3 / Apple Tree_
Herman Dune is not the name of a person. Rather, it is a band name picked by songwriter David Ivar because, as he explains it, it sounded like it could be the name of a person. "I love solo acts that sound like...
_Indignation_
The intersection between the political and the personal has proved to be the defining theme of late-period Philip Roth. In American Pastoral (1997), the author served up a stinging elegy for '60s-era idealism t...
Not in Long Island Anymore
Jamie Lynn Sigler picks at a roll made of pizza dough at Angeli Caffé in West Hollywood as we discuss her upcoming return to HBO on the fifth season of Entourage. Sigler plays "a version of" herself for three ...
America Swings
Picture yourself at a barbeque with 50 folks who are chowing down on hot dogs, sipping beer and engaging in small talk. Now picture yourself having sex with them. Or, if you're not feeling that adventurous, pic...
