Trail of Ashes
Aulcie Perry did more than just play basketball. And it would take more than a drug conviction for his country to forget it.
My Chemical Romance
Stephanie Green experienced Ecstasy, acid, shrooms, mescaline, cocaine, crystal, pot and almost every kind of downer—then she got to experience breast cancer.
Kyketail, Anyone?
Tried everything to get the attention of that cute guy or girl all alone on the other side of the bar? Try buying them one of these Heeb signature sippers. After all, a conversation about your virulent anti- Se...
Don’t Get Fresh With Me
Stale challah is a versatile ingredient—without which the following recipes would fall as flat as another dough-bomb you know.
Stale Challah Croutons
Ingredients:
1 Stale Challah
Directions:
1. Preheat...
Spoonful of Sugar
If you're looking for something to do with your money now that the stock market has crashed, put it all on Natasha Lyonne's comeback.
Heebonics
Tushy-Shtup, noun, verb (from the yiddish "tuchis" and "shtup")
1. Anal intercourse.Â
2. To screw someone over.
Al Gore produced a $100 million documentary and won an Oscar as well as the Nobel Prize, ...
Breakdowns: Interview With Art Spiegelman
By Brian Heater
"What is art to you?" I'm silent for a moment. Not because I'm thinking hard about the question—at least not at first—but rather, because my first inclination upon being asked is an attempt t...
The _Heeb_ Hundred
Meet the next hundred Jews we think you'll be hearing more about in the not-so-distant future.
_1-2-3 / Apple Tree_
Herman Dune is not the name of a person. Rather, it is a band name picked by songwriter David Ivar because, as he explains it, it sounded like it could be the name of a person. "I love solo acts that sound like...
_Indignation_
The intersection between the political and the personal has proved to be the defining theme of late-period Philip Roth. In American Pastoral (1997), the author served up a stinging elegy for '60s-era idealism t...
Nosh Pit
Our presidential wannabees aren't the only ones going after the Spanish-speaking demographic. We asked chef Morgan Jarrett to share a recipe for all of you who tire of that same ol' beefy pot roast flavor and c...
History Lessons
Unless between the time I'm writing this and a certain mid-January day he decides to tie a bandana around his head, place a buck knife between his teeth, parachute into the hinterlands of northwest Pakistan and...
