Excessive Wear
Face it, dude, you're a fucking mess. Your breath stinks, your hair is dishevelved and your clothes wreak of cigarette stench. Winter fashion even though the party's so over.
Riot Incorporated
Britney Spears, Michael Jackson and Lindsay Lohan have given being bonkers a bad name. And this, friends, is why you need to appreciate Courtney Love. She may be a partied-out, namedropping big mouth, but thanks to her, it's still cool to be a screw up.
The Wasted Issue
In turning The Simpsons' Krusty the Clown (née Herschel Krustofski) into a golem, dripping obscenely in a bukkake of resin, New York-based sculptor Justin Lieberman hasn't quite created a monster, but a fittin...
Waste Management
Newspaper and cardboard can be recycled, but toilet paper cannot. In an average lifetime, a single human being will flush 4,249 rolls of paper down the toilet—and that doesn't take into account the four layers ...
Trail of Ashes
Aulcie Perry did more than just play basketball. And it would take more than a drug conviction for his country to forget it.
Heebonics
Tushy-Shtup, noun, verb (from the yiddish "tuchis" and "shtup")
1. Anal intercourse.Â
2. To screw someone over.
Al Gore produced a $100 million documentary and won an Oscar as well as the Nobel Prize, ...
Breakdowns: Interview With Art Spiegelman
By Brian Heater
"What is art to you?" I'm silent for a moment. Not because I'm thinking hard about the question—at least not at first—but rather, because my first inclination upon being asked is an attempt t...
_Indignation_
The intersection between the political and the personal has proved to be the defining theme of late-period Philip Roth. In American Pastoral (1997), the author served up a stinging elegy for '60s-era idealism t...
The _Heeb_ Hundred
Meet the next hundred Jews we think you'll be hearing more about in the not-so-distant future.
_1-2-3 / Apple Tree_
Herman Dune is not the name of a person. Rather, it is a band name picked by songwriter David Ivar because, as he explains it, it sounded like it could be the name of a person. "I love solo acts that sound like...
Nosh Pit
Our presidential wannabees aren't the only ones going after the Spanish-speaking demographic. We asked chef Morgan Jarrett to share a recipe for all of you who tire of that same ol' beefy pot roast flavor and c...
History Lessons
Unless between the time I'm writing this and a certain mid-January day he decides to tie a bandana around his head, place a buck knife between his teeth, parachute into the hinterlands of northwest Pakistan and...
