But He Plays One in the Movies

We'd thought for sure that Aronofsky would hook up first, and with a Jewess, if only because he packed Black Swan with so many (Portman, Kunis, Ryder) you'd think it was a JDate promo.

Stop It, You’re Killing Us!

We know that for a certain generation of young Jewish men, Ms. Portman was the n'est plus ultra of Jewish sex symbols. But retiring to be a stay at home mom? That's just too much!

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