Chai Times with Alexander Gould
Text by Maxwell Williams"Should I stone-y him up?" asks the groomer, a quiet blonde, as the Heeb Magazine photographer snaps away. They're in my living room shooting precocious 15-year-old Alexander Gould for t...
Link Round Up: Halloween Hangover
"BennE-Coli& The Jets" (Seriouly? OMG! WTF?)The Antichrist Hath Come! Mel Gibson Welcomes Daughter (CelebJihad) Star Trek Finally Shows Us It's Tits (FilmDrunk) The Klingon Viral Video is Enslavin...
T.I.T.S. “Recession Proof” and Other Words of Wisdom from Graffiti Artist Marek Grubel
Marek Grubel is your typical graffiti artist-cum-entrepreneur. Which is to say not typical at all. With surprising ease Grubel (seen above with porn star Tera Patrick) transitioned from tagging to branding, fou...
_Heeb_ Magazine Future Issue (Accidentally) Triggers Nuclear War
I am blogging to you from the future. I know this might sound like just another irreverent stunt on our part. Alas, I only wish it were the case. It's been 40 years since the Mass Extinction in which 90 percent...
Jon Gosselin Taking Rabbi Shmuley’s Advice
"I feel guilty," Jon Gosselin kvetched as Rabbi Shmuley Boteach schooled the reality TV, Ed Hardy lovin', deadbeat dad about his bad behavior toward his octo-shrew, Kate Gosselin. The two spotlight-fu...
Link Round Up – Spooky Sabbath Edition
If Macauley Culkin Had Had A Shotgun... (Cracked)Costumes You'd Eat A Baby For (Nachos NY)Rock Your Nipple's Till They Chafe (Death + Taxes)Foul Play(station...): Happy Halo-ween (Death + Taxes)It's Official, ...
Max Brooks’s Zombie Survival Guide: The Halloween Edition
Since it's Halloween, do yourself a favor and listen to Max Brooks. He not only managed to escape the spooky shadow of his father, Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein, but as the author of The Zombie Survival Guide:...
Rinse and Repeat: Scabies Are Not an Indicator of Poor Hygiene
The press has been buzzing a lot recently about swine flu, bed bugs and even the resurgence of syphilis, but the one thing I didn't see coming was the recent scabies scare at the Heeb office. A loveable but scr...
Nice Jewish Aliens
We don't know if any of those stars twinkling up above have six points, but we're not the first to wonder whether the planets they're orbiting keep kosher. If a UFO were to land tomorrow, we should be so lucky ...
Death Becomes Him
Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist, deals with his own mortality.
Artist Bryan Zanisnik: The _Heeb_ Interview
Text by Ernest Loesser As evidenced by his recent exhibit Dry Bones Can Harm No Man, on view through November 15 at Sunday L.E.S, Bryan Zanisnik works assiduously across photography, video, sculpture and perfo...
Yoni Wolf of Why?: The _Heeb_ Interview
Text by Justin Jacobs Yoni Wolf (left) was raised a "Messianic Jew," a term that many Jews find problematic since Judaism is already a messianic religion. But for reasons other than the purely theolog...
