Here Comes Swasti Claus …
Attention, shoppers: Not sure what to get the Jew hatin', anger wieldin' bigot this holiday season? Guess what? It doesn't matter as long as you wrap it with swastika wrapping paper. That's right. For just $1, ...
Dispatches from the Elders of Zion, part one: Netanyahu Speaks at the Jewish Federations of North America’s General Assembly
Each year, the Jewish Federation's General Assembly brings together all the Jewish VIPs. Our leaders, professionals and all the organizations come together to hear speeches and, of course, network their brains ...
Yisrael Campbell Slices Schmeckle Thrice, Now Stars in Off-Broadway Show
Chris Campbell was first circumcised at birth. It was in the hospital and, as he was born a Catholic, for medical reasons only. But after an alcoholic childhood, the Philly native converted to reform Judaism at...
D-I-Y Lox
This recipe is not just a great take on a classic—it's also a terrific way to make your New Year's resolutions stick. Trying to save money? Make your own lox instead of buying it at the overpriced gourmet store...
Robo-Schtupp
The year is 2020—the massage parlors are empty. Millions of dejected prostitutes have gone back to school. And Hasidic Jews all over the world are achieving sexual fulfillment within the confines of their own h...
Link Round Up
Lance Armstrong's Weak Pubestache. Well, When There Ain't Balls For Dropping... (Asylum) Katz Got Your Tongue? (Tablet)The ONLY Time Erik Estrada Was Not Hot CHiPs Shit (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)Lady Gaga Takes A L...
JudaicaFAIL
I can't tell you how much time I waste mocking basketball yarmulkes, matzoh toilet seats and the ubiquitous array of Super Jew t-shirtsI find online. But now that I've discoveredJudaican't, a Tumblr account com...
Moshe Kasher: UFC Isn’t Just for Douchebags Anymore
UFC 106: Ortiz vs. Griffin 2 is just days away, so what are you going to do? Ultimate fighting superstars Tito Ortiz (Jenna Jameson's baby daddy) and Forrest Griffin (a man who looks curiously like Curious Geor...
Judaism 2.0 and the Clean Energy Bandwagon
What do 200 tree-hugging Jews in San Francisco have in common—besides heads of unruly dark curls? Sarah Silverman, believe it or not. On Sunday, November 8 at the Jewish Community Center of San Francisco it wa...
This Is a Post to Garry’s Show …
For the past month or so, I've literally been nodding off to sleep every night to It's Garry Shandling's Show. That is, ever since I got my hands on the 80s series (complete with all 72 episodes and a shitload ...
The Rich and Wealthy Peck and Tear at Former King Madoff’s Corpse: Even In Jail, Bernie Makes More Money Than You
If my net worth came anywhere near Bernie Madoff's old Rolex and jewelry budget, I'd be on a yacht in the Caribbean rather than reporting the daily stream of Jewish absurdity. In an attempt to pay back his vict...
How to Play with Your Dog’s Schmeckle
No bullshit, kids. This lady actually shows you how to "treat" your pet's dong for. . . well, some kind of terrible doggie penis dysfunction. But she never takes her hand off it! (Watch her work the m...
