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Dispatches from the Elders of Zion, Part Two: Rahm Emanuel Speaks at the Jewish Federations of North America’s General Assembly

November 24, 2009

Text by Juli Weiner "I have not seen a crowd this size since my Bar Mitzvah!" Rahm Emanuel began. Of course this wasn't true, but a pretty good icebreaker. Yes, it's surprising that Emanuel--son of an...

ChaCha Answers: The Final Solution to All Your Jew Questions

Brian Abrams

November 24, 2009

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I think my new fave site might be ChaCha Answers, a dime-a-dozen wiki that responds to whatever's on your curious mind, which, for more than 7,200 people, involves the word "Jew."Of those "Jew&qu...

Gay Scientists Locate Christian Gene

November 23, 2009

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For years, gay scientists have been researching the cause of Christianity. A news report on CNNN announced that the Christian gene had been located - a major breakthrough in their research, and proof that it is...

Counting Down to the Rapture: Palin Starts Jewish Turf War, May Cause End of World

StevenM

November 23, 2009

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Here's a little recap: During her Barbara Walters interview last week, Sarah Palin called out President Obama for criticizing Israeli settlements because "more and more Jewish people will be flocking to Israel ...

Balkan Beat Box: The _Heeb_ Interview

November 23, 2009

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The three main members of Balkan Beat Box—Tomer Yosef (vocals and percussion), Ori Kaplan (saxophones) and Tamir Muskat (drums and programming)—are Israeli Jews who grew up exposed to jazz, Eastern European fol...

Rugel Rouser

Brian Abrams

November 23, 2009

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Given that over twenty people in the Philippines were "beheaded and mutilated" by anarchistic meshugs just a couple hours ago, this probably isn't the best time to revel in some jokey, politically cha...

Link Round Up

alexr

November 20, 2009

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Guac N' Mole (Nachos NY)Dickhead With A Clicker (The Daily What) Jas' Of Base (YouTube)No Mo' Coke Fo' Rebbe...Or Whores (Luke Ford)A Conversion Deferred (FailedMessiah)...'Till The Fat Lady Sings (Flavorwire)G...

Tough Jew Is Boxing Champion, Majority of Other Jews Still Fairly Wimpy

StevenM

November 20, 2009

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Yes, the new World Boxing Association champion is not only a Jew, but he's also studying to become a rabbi. The first Jew to hold a title since Mike Rossman, "The Kosher Butcher," Yuri Foreman, 29, just took ...

Media Unfairly Frames Coke-Snorting Rabbi as Tragic

Brian Abrams

November 20, 2009

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While the media is writing a collective sob story over Rabbi Baruch Chalomish's drug bust and $1,000/week cocaine habit, which began after his wife died of cancer, I just gotta say: Dude is a bad ass.It was rep...

Jew Nose to Jew Nose with Jason Schwartzman and Jonathan Ames

Lauren Soroken

November 20, 2009

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Jason Schwartzman leans across both our chairs, and stares at me intently with a stubbly chin on his fist, inches away from my face. "How is this?" he asks. We just met minutes ago and his black high-topped fee...

Kosher Ham

Brian Abrams

November 20, 2009

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Apparently Kroger's isn't the only grocery store in Texas that can't keep its kosher inventory straight. This photo, taken at Sam's Club, was submitted by Heeb 100 alum Robert McKee, also infamous for seeking v...

Sibling Comedians Eliot and Ilana Glazer Celebrate at Upright Citizens Brigade

Heeb

November 20, 2009

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Sibling duo Eliot and Ilana Glazer have been writing, producing and performing comedy in New York since 2006. They make the funnies on stage, screen and all around the Big Apple (but only below 14th Street). Th...