Links for the End of a Rough Week
Queen Esther faces renewed Persian aggression, David Frum must be getting baked.
Chosen Film: An Interview with Eve Annenberg
Filmmaker Eve Annenberg - “I need nine hundred thousand dollars, Mr. Spielberg.”- sits down to talk about her new film, Romeo and Juliet in Yiddish.
At Least Palin Didn’t Say “Holocaust”
Normally, a politician being targeted unjustly would use the accusation of “Mccarthyism” or “Witch-hunting,” but since neither of those is viewed as a negative by Palin’s base, she couldn’t really throw them around, which leaves good ol' anti-Jewish persecution.
Here She Is…And She’s Available.
Far be it for us to claim that Jews own the media (they actually have a time-share with gays), but Jewdar finds it a bit curious that 5 years after the pageant was dropped from ABC, it just so happens that ABC picks it up again the year there’s a Jewish contestant...
Notorious J.A.P: The Persh
Our math teacher is mad hot, he looks like a coked-out surfer. Me and a couple of other cool girls are like, “Lol… Pythagorean theorem.”
Hear Paul Giamatti Whine About his Character in Sideways
Don't tell Paul Giamatti that his Sideways character is anything like the man himself. He'll whine and bitch like an old Jew.
Chinese Mothers are the New Jewish Moms
Yale study finds Chinese mothers are likely to produce a new strain of crappy comedians.
Say Che-ese
Would it have killed Roseanne to have said “Sure, I’m dressed like Che right now, but you should have seen what I did for Heeb.”
Hipster Hitler: O Hai
Hirohito rings Hipster Hitler while Goebbels kibbitzes.
Chosen: Crimes and Misdemeanors
Post-blizzard of the decade, a Satmar hasidic newspaper based in Williamsburg, Brooklyn longs for the day when Black slaves shoveled snow for whites.
Heil Schnauzer
1933: Man trains dog to mock der Führer. Dog now replaces Lassie as best dog in history of mankind.
Ticket Jew
We’re all for saving a buck, but seriously gave up on these guys after we couldn’t find discounted High Holiday tickets.
