Dear Ben Stiller From 1999,

A decade of fart and diarrhea jokes will wear away at you until you have to do something incredibly drastic like buy a time machine and visit yourself ten years back.
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Notorious J.A.P: My Sweet Sixteen at the Spa

Some people gave me checks. One girl gave me a check card. There was this really good looking Russian guy in his 20’s in the VIP room, but he was alone. We walked in on him, and we were like, “hi.”

Chosen: Crimes and Misdemeanors

Orthodox and ultra-Orthodox Jews raise $160,000 for convicted felon and former glatt kosher meat king Sholom Rubashkin, and a writer for Tablet Magazine says don't report your local serial killer to police.