Happy Chanukah from Hipster Hitler
The funniest Chanukah message this year came from an unlikely source.
DADT Is Gay
It seems to us that at the point at which Satanism is an officially recognized religion in the army, you can't really argue that letting gays in the military is sending the wrong message.
Urban Kvetch: Julian Assange Sympathizers
Save it, guy. We know all about freedom of speech. Besides, we're trying to use our PayPal account.
Links for a Beloved New York Mayor
Ed Koch gets bridge, Orthodox slumlords, Jewish feminists need to be more petty.
Leo Contemplates Removing Cap
Leonardo Dicaprio may be set to join the ranks of such luminaries as Ike Turner, Nell Carter, and Sammy Davis Jr. No, he’s not becoming black, sillies—he’s contemplating converting!
NinJews take on a Catholic Demon
Yoav and Fyvush Goldsteinfeldbergowitzblumbaum are your average mohels with secret identities as Jewish ninja superheroes.
Dog Bites Man, Jonas Brothers Edition
What's up with the big nothing over new TSA measures? In Israel it’s simple. If you’re ascertained to be a Jew, you get through relatively quickly.
Chosen: Crimes and Misdemeanors
Kosher food distributor commits treif-assed bigamy, Orthodox Jewish civil guard arrested for assaulting a black youth, and Israel's most horrific child abuser is convicted on all charges.
Links for Superhero Hellenists
Foreskin Man vs. Monster Mohel (the graphic novel), mastectomy parties are the new sweet sixteen, move over spring water.
Half Jew, Full Drunk
As an Irish Jew, I like to get drunk, but I like to get drunk in an economically responsible way. Here's the way to do it...
Chosen Music: Suuns
Montreal’s ascent to continental hub of indie rock and other creative pursuits has long since been assured in the post-Arcade Fire era, yet they keep cranking out an outsized portion of musical talent. Case in Point: Suuns.
Links in 3D
Schindler's List in 3D, a kosher turkey divides, at least we aren't as inbred as the mizrahim.
