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Iraq Wants Jewish Treasure. Jewish People? Not So Much.

May 4, 2010

Iraqi delegates are leaning on the U.S. State Department to hand over some Jewish artifacts and documents -- including marriage licenses and even Torah scrolls. Samir Sumaidaie, Iraq's ambassador to the U.S.,...

The Rugelach Party: Jewish Teabaggers and Jews for Palin

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April 20, 2010

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Republican polling firm McLaughlin & Associates (endorsed by The Washington Times and other papers founded by the Moonies) claims American Jews are turning away from Obama, with the implication being they'...

Get Drunk on Middle-Aged Women: The Sex and the City Cocktails

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April 15, 2010

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In anticipation of the next Sex and the City movie (a.k.a. The Menopausal Mishaps of Four Chicks You Wish Would Just Die Already), some marketing company desperately tries to justify its existence in a bad econ...

The Real Culprit of the Church Molestation Scandals: Sexy Children?

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April 14, 2010

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In a valiant effort to protect the image of His Supreme Pontiffness, Church officials have taken to the offensive with a less-than-well-received PR blitz. Originally shifting attention to Jews, gays, and eve...

The Heeb Interview with Wrestling Star Bill Goldberg

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April 9, 2010

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Midway through this season of Celebrity Apprentice, football-player-turned-wrestling-legend Bill Goldberg is pushing himself harder than ever. Believe it or not, out-maneuvering "eclectic" castmates like Sharon...

Small Stories on Iran Nudge the Doomsday Clock 15 Seconds Closer to Midnight

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April 8, 2010

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Those front-page Iran stories no longer frighten me. Tehran inches closer to the bomb, Israel threatens Iran, Iran will blow Israel off the map if U.S. attacks. Bor-ing. Heard it all before. Like an overplayed ...

From Bar to Bat Mitzvah: Lil Miss Hot Mess

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April 1, 2010

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San Francisco is filled with drag queens, but only one lip-synched the Shehechiyanu at her very own Bat Mitzvah. For her 26th birthday - a full 13 years after she "became a man" - Lil Miss Hot Mess officially b...

The Hitler “Downfall” Videos Will Never, Ever End

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March 31, 2010

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Though a couple of the these parody videos have been funny (The Conan O'Brien one, Hitler gets Banned from World of Warcraft), the joke's been dead for a good long while now. Knock-offs litter every corner of Y...

Representative Eric Cantor to Dems: Shut Up, Bitches

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March 25, 2010

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(video after the jump) Freaking out over Nazi health care, "Obamacare" and other propaganda crap, Tea party members -- "America's anti-Mensa" -- are lashing out. Barney Frank was called a fa...

Online Seder: A New Way to Avoid Your Family Through Technology

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March 25, 2010

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Israeli social networking site Merkusharim offers an alternative to choking down bubbe's gefilte fish this Passover: a Jews-only version of the Sims. Their "virtual seder" will include an unlimited...

Representatives Anthony “Shlomo” Weiner and Eric “Total Schmuck” Cantor

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March 24, 2010

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(video after the jump) Freaking out over Nazi health care policies, "Obamacare" and other propaganda crap, Tea party members -- "America's anti-Mensa" -- are lashing out. Barney Frank was ca...

The Hasidic Lady Gaga Cover Band

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March 24, 2010

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Following the success of YouTube vid "Kosher Face," the Jews continue to appropriate the music of Lady Gaga. This time, the religious, with their cool black hats and funky sidelocks, celebrate the Orthodox wedd...

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