Fur coats are really sexy to furry animals like bears, Sasquatch, and middle-aged Israeli men. Lady, if you’re trying to be attractive in that thing, you’re only attracting foxes, rodents and seals who are desperately looking for their lost children. Believe me, seals are terrible in bed (except when they’ve been drinking and how often is that?), and even wealthy minks don’t have stock portfolios, pension plans or condos in Miami.
LENNY BRUCE LEE
Urban Kvetch: Fur Coats