Urban Kvetch: Aleph-Bet Yoga

Aleph-Bet Yoga
The latest mishigas from New Age Jews prescribes embodying individual Hebrew letters in order to achieve spiritual enlightenment. According to its creators, bending over backwards into a “mem” (as in “Miriam”) not only strengthens the shins, but also enhances Jewishness—as if a regular yoga class full of voluntary suffering isn’t Jewish enough. Best performed at a self-help temple, preferably on another planet.

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