Urban Kvetch

Public Nail Clipping
There can’t be anything more emblematic of the erosion of civic virtue in this nation than the disturbing development of public nail clipping. It’s so acceptable to do your nails in public that clippers now come connected to key chains. (What happened to the good old rabbit’s foot?) Sorry dude, the subway is not the appropriate place to trim your hangnail. What’s next, wiping your ass on the bus?

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