Tit For Tat

Once again, Jewdar wishes that the Jewish State would let us handle their PR. As thousands of Syrians flee to Turkey, as refugee camps fill in on both sides of the border, and as reports are coming out that armed men (presumably from the Syrian government) are preventing the Red Crescent from entering the camps on the Syrian side, it seems like a golden opportunity for Israel. All they need to do is outfit a few rusty trawlers and announce that Israel will be sending a humanitarian flotilla to the Turkish-Syrian border to help the beleaguered refugees of Arab tyranny and aggression, then sit back and watch the fun. Maybe they can even offer Alice Walker some kind of frequent traveler discount.

What do you think?

About The Author

jewdar

The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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