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Paris Is Finally Free!

Paris Hilton finally left prison last night after three weeks of unjust suffering. According to the Washington Post, the hotel heir-head "looking exuberant, sashayed past two rows of reporters and photographers...
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Live Long And Leaven

If a piece of toast with an image of the Virgin Mary can sell on eBay for $28,000, what's the worth of a piece of matzoh with a sketching of Spock? Surely, much more. After all, Mary only gave birth which is...
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_Man_ Holed

If your Netflix queue is getting shallow, look to "The American Film Institute":http://www.afi.com/ for their recently revamped list of "the top 100 movies of all time":http://nwitimes.com/articles/2007/06/24/e...
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Perez Hilton Counts His Chickens

Gawker "reports":http://gawker.com/news/the-queen-of-all-media/perez-hiltons-book-proposal-272024.php that shock-blogger "Perez Hilton":http://www.perezhilton.com is writing a book: _Bloggywood_. He'll be worki...
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National Lampoon Version 2.0

Today's _New York Times_ "trumpets":http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/25/business/media/25lampoon.html?_r=1&8dpc&oref=slogin the rebirth of "National Lampoon":http://nationallampoon.com/, the brand responsible for...
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Kosher Machinery

Finally, there's a vending machine designed for the "on-the-go potato knish lover":http://www.jewishpress.com/page.do/21939/New_Kosher_Vending_Venture.html. If you want your landlord or law firm to have one of ...
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Cruise In for a Bruisin’

Looks like director Bryan Singer and United Artists are putting together a "biopic":http://imdb.com/title/tt0985699/ with a cast of "well-revered thespians who don't get crapped on by their respective character...
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Boys 2 Men

Quick, name a member of the emo-pop band Fall Out Boy that isn't Pete Wentz. Stumped? Unbeknownst to many casual fans, the Chicago-based rock sensation actually has three other members. Just because Patrick Stu...
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Child’s Play

To enter the lair of Noah Lyon is to walk into a world where Day-Glo paint holds court, and an endless stream of buttons, stickers and photocopies flow freely. You are immediately engulfed in Lyon's bedroom-tur...