Cruise In for a Bruisin’

Looks like director Bryan Singer and United Artists are putting together a “biopic”: with a cast of “well-revered thespians who don’t get crapped on by their respective characters’ real-life families”: Oh and Tom Cruise, too.

Nicole Kidman’s ex-hubby is slated to play the lead role in _Valkyrie_, a German militant named Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg who made a (failed) attempt on Adolf Hitler’s life back in the day, and Stauffenberg’s son “recently stated”:,23663,21953884-7485,00.html how he’d rather see the _War of the Worlds_ star go “climb a mountain” than play his father on the big screen.

Personally, I can’t get enough of his “hiding in the closet with John Travolta and R. Kelly”: in cartoon form.

What do you think?

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2 Responses

  1. Hesed

    I heard Tom just made the ascension to the highest level in Scientology. Whatever that means. All hail Xenu. mecka-lecka-high-mecka-heiney-ho.


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