Perez Hilton Counts His Chickens

Gawker “reports”:http://gawker.com/news/the-queen-of-all-media/perez-hiltons-book-proposal-272024.php that shock-blogger “Perez Hilton”:http://www.perezhilton.com is writing a book: _Bloggywood_. He’ll be working on it with Jared Shapiro, the News & Entertainment Director at _Life & Style Weekly_ and the pair will market it by calling on “their contacts at the monthly magazines, from _Men’s Health_ to Men’s Fitness, _Glamour_ to GQ, and so many more. From guest writing celebrity fashion pieces for Marie Claire, to profiles in Heeb, these two will launch a publicity and press assault never before seen in book publishing.”

Oh really? This feels sort of like when that guy in high school tells everyone he’s sleeping with you, except that you’ve never even met. But then you stop and think about it and realize, hey, you would probably sleep with that guy so maybe it’s okay.

What do you think?

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  1. loulou

    Your humor and fortitude shows through. Love your writing style and gift of gab. Give us some more!

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  2. StephanieGreen

    Mother, if that’s you I swear I’ll dose you again! You might want to try using a pseudonym that’s not one of our dogs.

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  3. brainyfox

    Thank you for sharing your story and the secret of the drugs. Your medical coping sounds much more fun and effective than Prozac. I can’t believe the nurse called and not the doctor. My rule has been: nurse calls everything is OK; doctor calls… sit do

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  4. StephanieGreen

    That’s a really good point, further evidence that the first doctor is a complete moron.

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  5. semiminx

    Ahh this was a VERY well written and clever account. Your enhanced insights and perceptions surrounding a really scary — your worst nightmare scenario– were on point and amusing. And this is a medical condition that women of Ashkenazic descent serious

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  6. StephanieGreen

    Thanks semiminx. Yes, very important issue for us Ashkenazis, very serious but like I said in my plastic surg’s waiting room full of CPs, “How would Jews have survived over thousands of years without humor?!”

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