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Waiter hater

A few weeks ago, I took some foodie types to my new favorite San Francisco restaurant, ready to delight them with my neighborhood find. Sadly, the boss lady had the flu and when the cat's away the mice will get...
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Fat Boy Spin

When I first ran across Stripdreidel.com, not only was I disappointed that some California computer nerds had already snagged the URL that would have been perfect for our Bang Bus riff, but I decided that the c...
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V for…

We're pretty sure Scarlett Johannsen has kissed girls for lots of reasons. To flirt with boys. To get attention. For money. Natalie Portman, on the other hand? Not so much. Or so we thought. In this pic of the ...
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What the Chuck?

Being mostly writers ourselves, we were behind the writers in their strike. They seemed like the underdogs. Poor little slaves typing their fingers to the bone while the big shot studio execs patted each other ...
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Breast Intentions

When Amy Winehouse performed at the Grammy's on Sunday (looking much healthier than we've seen in a while, thank heavens), the producers requested that she cover up the large topless woman tattooed on her arm s...
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Canuck Attah Adonai

Michael Seifert, a Canadian citizen of Ukrainian origin who also operates under the alias "The Beast of Bolzano" is being extradited from Canada to Italy today to face charges he was convicted of in 2...
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Critical Mass

Their numbers are dwindling, they have dueling seminaries, and their rabbinic leadership is divided, but none of this is keeping the Conservative movement's powers-that-be from taking the kind of decisive acti...
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Valentine’s Day Comes Early

Inside Edition aired a segment yesterday that caught everyone up on the secret marriage between Gary Coleman and Shannon Price.Coleman and the 22-year old eBay merchant admitted to many problems in their "...
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Eh…What’s Up, So-Called Zionist Entity?

Following the martyrdom of characters like Farfur (the terror-preaching mouse) and Nahul (the bee to whom Israelis denied medical care,) viewers of the Hamas-authorized children's show Tomorrow's Pioneers were...
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Co-Writer’s Strike

Mel Gibson is being sued by his co-screenwriter ofThe Passion of the Christ. No, we don't mean Jesus, we mean Benedict Fitzgerald, who claims that Gibson breached their contract. Fitzgerald claims that he had t...
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PoMophobia

People will put up with just about anything. Apparently so will an audience. Noise rock duo People teamed up with Williamsburg faves These Are Powers for a monthly Adolescent Sessions show this past weekend at ...
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Honky Talk

Gotham blogger Streeter Seidell posted the White Folks' Guide to the NYC Subway System last month, and the scathing responses are still flooding in. "There's this thing called Columbia U. Maybe you've hear...