Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
Phil Spector, the legendary producer behind arguably one of the best Christmas albums of all time, has been said to get violent when drinking. Spector is as famous for his hairpieces as his hits such as "Y...
_Heeb_ Hundred in Houston
Join us for the opening reception of the Heeb Hundred Portrait Exhibition as it opens at the Archway Gallery in Houston on Thursday, November 13. The Heeb Hundred is both a measure of where young Jews are today...
The World’s Second-Best Second-Rate Action Hero
I just got wind of a new movie starring your favorite aging, Belgian, action movie superstar, Jean-Claude Van Damme, that's called—no joke—JCVD. The film is a parody about the rare breed of actor known as "...
Growing Pains
I know this will be a disappontment to many, but this post is not about Tracey Gold. Rather, it's about the curious lunacy which has led many Orthodox Jews to believe that President Elect Obama is the worst thi...
Nerd Alert
Astute observers of Jewdar may have detected a slight tendency towards caustic cynicism on our part. When it comes to comic god Neil Gaiman, however, we hold our tongue, since in our estimation, the comic book...
Obama to Country: “Let’s Hug it Out”
Obama's first pick for his White House staff is uber-yid Rahm Emanuel, a ballet school graduate whose father was a member of a militant Zionist organization and whose brother is the most powerful agent in Holly...
Dirty Little Pretty Palin
The Republicans are pissing all over Mrs. Palin's burning corpse. With all the delicious gossip pouring out from every orifice of Fox News and Newsweek's tell-all on Palin's shower etiquette, one can't help but...
Main Street Treats
Canvassing in the Midwest over the previous week had its non-political perks—the experimental candy. The Great Plains happens to be America's nuclear testing grounds for terrible and marvelous candy. Our favori...
Jacobs Wrestling Economy
The fashion world shuddered this week when Men's Vogue announced its absorption into parent magazine, Vogue. Thoughts of Condé Nast staffers stripped of their expense accounts sent a chill throughout the alrea...
Minority Report
Wasting little time Wednesday, Barack Obama made a first move to assemble his administration, choosing Rahm Emanuel, the current Illinois Congressman to serve as White House Chief of Staff. If 2008 is to be r...
Sights Trained on Change
OK, so now that we've all taken one giant leap towards change-I'm hoping that yesterday's progress will help clear up one minor issue that is oh so major to majorly minor (short) people like me: train overcrowd...
Penis Academy
First a black President, next Steve Guttenberg jogging naked through the park.Reminds me of one of those zany Police Academy-esque mishaps? You know, like the time Proctor lost all his clothes at the policeman'...
