Heil Mein Furor!
Oh, those wacky Belgians--when not dismembering Africans, making waffles, or just having an all round Smurfy day, they just can't seem to get around the man crush many of them--from Paul de Man to thousands of ...
Miss Wormwood
Nothing like a good parasitic nightmare to brighten up your day! A woman who may have consumed undercooked pork or forgotten to have washed her hands post-potty time, grew a worm in her brain. ...
Toy Soldiers
In a horrifying headline, MSNBC claims that furbys are probably real and probably communicate with their tiny minds. These so-called pygmy tarsier's hands concern me. Are those THUMBS? ...
Inside the _Heeb_ Film Festival
Broadcasting from what sounded like a ruckus house party, the House Next Door recently spoke to Eric Kohn about programming the Third Annual Heeb Film Festival. They also had Michael Tully on the show to discus...
Having a Ball
The other night, Neo-Nazis snuck into a Jewish cemetery in eastern Germany and hung a severed pig's head from the main gate. They also scribbled the phrase, "six million lies" (presumably in pig's blo...
Happy Turkey Day from Sarah Palin
Watch this hilarious video of Sarah Palin giving an interview, completely oblivious to the turkeys be slaughtered behind her. It's been over two weeks since the election, and this womancontinues to be an unbea...
Somme Kind of Wonderful
We at Jewdar apologize for our absence (can you people at least pretend to notice we were gone), but a freak accident left us with a fractured fifth metacarpal (that's a broken pinky knuckle for the vast majori...
_Heeb_ November Music Picks!
Here's what's currently in rotation on the jewkbox here at _Heeb_ HQ:Deerhunter Microcastles/Weird Era cont.Kranky Records Deerhunter (pictured above) combines the sounds of Sonic Youth, My Bloody Valentine a...
The Making of Sarah Silverman’s Demon Baby
Every wonder what the spawn of Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel might have looked like? Well, on her show The Sarah Silverman Show we can presume if she gets accidentally preggers and discovers this at nearly n...
Jemaine to the Conversation
From the wacky Mormons who brought you Napoleon Dynamite comes 2009's Gentlemen Broncos, starring our fave FOTC-ordian, Jemaine Clement. F*** yeah! GB's catchy viral marketing campaign, which features Clement'...
Meat Company in Deep Freeze
Looks like famished frumies will have to get into their camouflage outfits and start hunting for brisket. Agriprocessors, the Iowa-based kosher slaughterhouse, halted production today as executives scrambled to...
