_Heeb_ Hundred in Washington, D.C.
Join Heeb Magazine for the opening reception of the Heeb Hundred Portrait Exhibition at Sixth & I. The exhibition is both a measure of where young Jews are today and a window into their future. The ...
Ponytail: The _Heeb_ Interview
Ponytail sound like a pop-punk pogo party. They have built a reputation for their ecstatic live shows. Their second album, Ice Cream Spiritual, is full of hyperactive, post-punk in over-drive --anthems that can...
_Scrubs_ Star Loves Him Some Israel
Now that 'Scrubs' star Zach Israel Braff is officially emancipated from TV series slavery, he's taking it easy. ("When you work on a television series, they own you.") Ha'aretz caught up with him whil...
Return of the Clintons
This holiday season, don't miss the opportunity to thrust your nuts between Hillary's thighs or play with Bill's curvy metallic phallus. The Clinton-themed nutcracker and corkscrew set is now available for $28....
Pork Roast at the White House?
In one final slap in the face to the Jewish community, Mr. and Mrs. Bush sent out their Hannukkah party invitations to America's Jewish leaders with one small oversight. The front of the card, which announces a...
Stanky Panties
This is either the most bizarre or the most noble attempt at making the world a better place. Perfect for that special someone with IBS, Shreddies conceal the sweet stink of life, says some lady dental hygenist...
Crappy Holidays
The Onion recently released a line of Holiday cards "for people who don't send holiday cards." Among them, a card featuring two Jewish children with their noses pressed against a window, Little Match Girl ...
Low-Tech Lynching
Absurdist director David Lynch has a new hobby: Running a foundation. The David Lynch Foundation for Consciousness-Based Education and World Peace raises money for in-school meditation programs. Um, aren't ther...
Lieberman Regrets Being a Dickhead
Check out Joseph Lieberman on this past Sunday's Meet the Press. ...
First Middle East Comedy Festival
A comedy festival without Jews is like a Cher concert without gays--i.e. inconceivable. But however daunting a venture this may be, a group of bone-tickling Arabs are going to a take a heartfelt stab at it. Am...
Hajj Podge
Like many, Jewdar has been bemused over the years by the assorted goi polloi who have immersed themselves in the pseudo-Jewish world of the kabballah. With word that Michael Jackson has become a Muslim, we hav...