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The Chosen Ones: Thursday in Manhattan

Filmmaker Wendla Nölle brings her documentary The Chosen Ones to New York for a premiere screening tomorrow night. The debut film, which includes an interview with yours truly (sporting an unfortunate haircut ...
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Schmuck Cuts Off His Putz

"If it's yellow, let it mellow and if it's brown, flush it down." Well, what about when it's a dismembered cock? Last week, some guy in Spain "chopped off his chorizo and threw it in the toilet":http://www.expa...
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A Good Lay at Heeb HQ

We have lower back pain in every inch of our bodies, but are psyched to have endured _Heeb_ HQ's move from SoHo to "DUMBO":http://dumbonyc.com/. It took three days and (more impressively) three Jewish men layin...
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Rabbi Hangs Ten

Rabbi Nachum Shifren, otherwise known as the "Surfing Rabbi" is divinely inspired by the waves of Malibu, CA where he teaches surfing to people of all faiths and denominations, including at risk kids in the Los...
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Gary Coleman, Eat Your Heart Out!

Okay, so there "might not be anything newsy":http://www.heebmagazine.com/blog/view/278 about a former child star getting rough with a lady friend or having to go to rehab, but you gotta take a look at "yesterda...
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Minority Report

A few of years ago, we challenged "_Hyphen_,":http://www.hyphenmagazine.com/ the magazine of Asian American arts, culture and commentary to a table tennis competition to determine once and for all who owned the...
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Israel’s Lip Injection

We last saw Jared of the Black Lips (far right, not the zebra) in July at the "Diamond Days Festival.":http://www.heebmagazine.com/blog/view/253 This month you can check him out (along with the rest of the ban...
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How Lo Can You Go?

"According to Reuters,":http://www.reuters.com/article/blogBurst/entertainment?type=entertainmentNews&w1=B7ovpm21IaDoL40ZFnNfGe&w2=B98K91vD3DOpBfHFgSYFOC7&src=blogBurst_entertainmentNews&bbPostId=B8rFBl6AQMqbCz...
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Breast Intentions

So, uh, this woman in Kentucky is attempting to raise awareness for a woman's right to breast-feed in public. Apparently back in June, mammary activist Brooke Ryan "was told to keep her boulder in the holder by...
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The Kid Stays in the Pixel

The master movie producers behind _How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days_ are collaborating on a big screen adaptation of the 80s arcade game, "Joust," "set 25 years in the future in a Las Vegas suspended in mid-air":h...
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Elsewhere in Social Networking…

Now that "Facebook is reaching beyond the college demographic,":http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20227872/site/newsweek/ social networking-wannabes are licking their chops and getting ready to prey upon what they pr...
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Perry’s a Looza?

Earlier today, _Spin_ Magazine and "Music Nation":www.MusicNation.com announced that they will be collaborating on a new project called The Hot Pursuit, "an online rock challenge" aimed at discovering the "next...