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High Fyv

At last, someone out there is more obsessed than I am with television's go-to Jew, Fyvush Finkel. The 85-year old Brooklyn actor turned me down for an interview back in '07 because our rag was too racy (and I h...
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Is Adam Lambert the Real Thing?

Not since 1945 has the question of whether or not someone is a Jew been so compelling for so many people. But whether or not American Idol finalst Adam Lambert is Chosen (not to be confused with the question or...
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A Meaty Read

I may not subscribe to N+1 or Lapham's Quarterly ... but can still spot a literary masterpiece when it comes my way. ...
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Now Hiring

The Schmeeckle Reserve at the University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point is now looking for summer interns. Hahaha. Schmeeckle. ...
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Lube: Now Bacon Flavored!

Have you ever reached for your handy bottle of lube in the heat of the moment and thought to yourself, "Gee, I don't like any of the fruit flavors of lube that are readily available. I wish there was lube that ...
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Whatever Worked?

Well over 30 years ago, Woody Allen started representing the neurotic, Jewish New Yorker on the big screen. Whether it was Virgil Starkwell robbing a bank with a "gub" (Take the Money and Run), Miles Monroe...
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Mike Sager: The _Heeb_ Interview

As the world becomes more and more pixelated, the number of journalists who appreciate boot leather reporting—hitting the concrete and pressing flesh with characters both storied and unsavory—continues to dwind...
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Bubbe Gets It Doggystyle

Okay, so she's actually Italian, which doesn't exactly qualify her as a bubbe, but c'mon: She's getting tushy-shtupped by the family dog and is such a good sport about it. That's totally honorary Heeb material ...
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What Would Andy Do?

Arkansas' current GOP candidate for the US Senate recently referred to Senator Chuck Schumer (Jew-NY) as "that Jew." What Jewdar truly loves about screw-ups like this is the explanation that invariabl...

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