I can't tell you how much time I waste mocking basketball yarmulkes, matzoh toilet seats and the ubiquitous array of Super Jew t-shirtsI find online. But now that I've discoveredJudaican't, a Tumblr account com...

UFC 106: Ortiz vs. Griffin 2 is just days away, so what are you going to do? Ultimate fighting superstars Tito Ortiz (Jenna Jameson's baby daddy) and Forrest Griffin (a man who looks curiously like Curious Geor...

What do 200 tree-hugging Jews in San Francisco have in common—besides heads of unruly dark curls? Sarah Silverman, believe it or not. On Sunday, November 8 at the Jewish Community Center of San Francisco it wa...

For the past month or so, I've literally been nodding off to sleep every night to It's Garry Shandling's Show. That is, ever since I got my hands on the 80s series (complete with all 72 episodes and a shitload ...

If my net worth came anywhere near Bernie Madoff's old Rolex and jewelry budget, I'd be on a yacht in the Caribbean rather than reporting the daily stream of Jewish absurdity. In an attempt to pay back his vict...

No bullshit, kids. This lady actually shows you how to "treat" your pet's dong for. . . well, some kind of terrible doggie penis dysfunction. But she never takes her hand off it! (Watch her work the m...

Rarely has a short, seemingly meaningless piece of journalism sent Jewdar into such Hulk-like paroxysms of rage. We speak of a little bit offluff that appeared in last week's Forward,an inexplicably positive re...

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Meet Robbie Chafitz, a screenwriter whose short film Time Out screened at Sundance, and a contributor to Sex, Drugs & Gefilte Fish. He'll be telling his story, "The Money Was Good," this Thursday (Nove...

Text by Patrick Collins Solange Knowles (remember her?) just sucker-punched all stupid hipsters who think they're underground for listening to The Dirty Projectors. With her cover of "Stillness of the...

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