Link Round Up

Chris Brown = Conye West? (Flavorwire)

Leave It To Beaver…To Piss On Your Face (The Daily What)

Can’t Decide Whether to Spit or Swallow?: Fellatio 101 (AreYouShaved)

Ellis In Wonderland (CelebStoner)

Celebrity Crush Alert: Britney Spears For… Satan (CelebJihad)

Muay Thaimes: Where Reading & Beating Are One (Muay Times)

My Other Car Is the Millenium Falcon (FilmDrunk)

Johnny Depp-endable: Gettin’ Nic Cage (aka Johnn Dept) Outta The Gutter (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

Collie’s That’d Call Lassy A Bitch (Mental Floss)

A Step-Stool For Sarkozy (Agent Bedhead)

King Khanvict & The BehindBarsQuagmire (Brooklyn Vegan)

Ass Whooping Goes Global (MMAjunkie)

Life On The Lie (Cracked)