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Hit the Showers

As many of you know, the National Football League's New York Jets and Giants will be playing in a new stadium beginning in 2010. Until today, German insuring Giant, Alliantz remained on the short list of those ...
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Bad Rap

There have been two noteworthy smash hits coming out of the rap world as of late—one being the video that the scientists over at the Large Hadron Collider Project at Cern created to teach folks about smashin' a...
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The Guy Who Wrote _Fletch_: 1937-2008

Gregory McDonald, the novelist whose work was the basis for Fletch, died this past Sunday after a long battle with cancer. Much overlooked as one of the great comic masterpieces of 20th Century cinema, Fletch t...
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The Return of Tony Clifton

By Naomi Harris On Wednesday night, notorious lounge singer Tony Clifton returned to the stage with the Katrina Kiss My Ass Orchestra at New York's BB Kings on 42nd Street. In case you don't know, Clifton orig...
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Hold the Horseradish

It isn't justBritney, bitch! Well-groomed Jewesses like Julianna Margolies flash waxedgefiltetoo....
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Earn $50,000

All you have to do is move to move to Dothan, Alabama (the peanut capital of the world and home of "the worlds largest hog"), and join the Temple Emanu-El synagogue for a minimum of five years. Damn,...
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So You Say You Can Dance?

Abdur-Rahim Jackson, a member of the world renown American dance troop Alvin Ailey, was forced to cut the rug (no, I mean dance you perv) for two separate Israeli airport security guards to prove the validity o...
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_Heeb_ Storytelling Hits Hollywood!

Don't miss the latest edition of _Heeb_ Storytelling at M Bar in Los Angeles on Tuesday, September 23 at 7 p.m., featuring 7-minute stories from Adam Busch, Liz Feldman, Nikki Glaser, Emma Forest, Dave Nadelbe...
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Beatlemania Hits Holy Land!

Paul McCartney will beplaying in Park Hayarkonin Tel Aviv on September 25.McCartney obviously doesn't carry a grudge. The Beatles were banned from appearing in Israel in 1965, when they were deemed to likely to...
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(Pre)Operation Shylock

Doubtlessly inspired by South Park's Death Camp of Tolerance episode, Yeshiva University professor Jay Ladin has transformed himself into Joy Ladin, a woman who bears a striking resemblance to my distant aunt. ...
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R.I.P. Astroland

Coney Island's Astroland amusement park has official shuts its gates. I will always have fond memories of its Cyclone, freak show and streetwalkers. A fond farewell to New York's last bastion of seediness. ...
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Are They Real?

Will this photo inspire as many questions about its veracity as the shot of Lee Harvey Oswald armed in his backyard? Armed and dangerous, the photos of Oswald and Palin could come to eerily signify the downfall...