All you have to do is move to move to Dothan, Alabama (the peanut capital of the world and home of "the worlds largest hog"), and join the Temple Emanu-El synagogue for a minimum of five years. Damn, I only got a cool 10K for my bar mitzvah and they made me learn Hebrew and shit.
I’ve driven through Dothan many times going from Atlanta to Cape San Blas, FL. This summer my poor friend got pulled over and then arrested for having Rx meds without an Rx, the cop using her tattoos as probable cause for search. Not worth the 50K, Jews
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