Gilbert Gottfried Chats with Heeb
Gilbert Gottfried sits down with Heeb Arts Editor Jonathan Poritsky to talk about his new book, bombing Pearl Harbor and how he can turn anything into a dick joke in this inaugural HeebTV video interview.
Top Ten Reasons Jewish Mothers are like Stoners
In the waning hours of 4/20 we present here a list of reasons why Jewish mothers exude a certain stoner sensibility.
Glatt Kasher: An Open Letter to Everyone (Including Me)
I would like you (another you, a different you, perhaps even me) to stop screwing for a month or two. You screw so much and with so little regard for the act it seems like you are drinking methadone out of OPP.
Rollin’ Deep with Na Nachs
There were a few former ravers and punk rockers in the Na Nach, one of whom told me about how he found God while tripping balls on mushrooms.
Matisyahu: Pray Like a Rock Star
This passover be 'too cool for siddur.' Learn how to mumble fervently and fake the affectation, being sure to be most audible on obvious phrases so no one takes notice.
Links for the Four Sons
The Four Sons of Passover, Google to teach computers regret with help from Israeli University, how to be a successful artist.
Jewish Defense League Messes with Da’ Homies
According to recently released FBI files, the Jewish Defense League made shekels by issuing death threats to assorted rappers (including Shakur and Eazy-E), and then offering their "protection" for a fee.
Shtetl Bunnies: Arielle
Here's our new photographic series on shtetl-bunnies.
The Pros and Cons of Dating Semites
Travel writer and TV host Robin Esrock with a warning to all the nice Jewish boys out there.
Sneak Peak: The Beastie Boys Return
How can you not love a rap trio, albeit a middle aged, Jewish rap trio, that can pull all those stars together for the forthcoming 30-minute video for the new single "Make Some Noise?" Check it!
Links for Kosher Partnerships
Kosher online supermarket helps to make gays straight, Gwyneth has more rabbis in her family, Madonna's Jewishness.
Glatt Kasher: Your Mother is Going to Die
I'm going to try to tell people the stuff I want them to know right now. This might be cheesy but, what the fuck, I don’t have time to worry about what you think, I'm fucking dying (slowly).
