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Weekend Potluck Recommendation: Lobster Relish Jell-O?

Weekend Potluck Recommendation: Lobster Relish Jell-O?

Yes, this was actually published in a recipe book back in 1948.
Jew's Ear-Flavored Wasabi?

Jew’s Ear-Flavored Wasabi?

Can't be any worse than salmon-flavored vodka.
Stuff Tushies Hate: Summer in the City

Stuff Tushies Hate: Summer in the City

Be sure to check out more gluteal abhorrences at StuffTushiesHate.tumblr.com.
Chosen Art: The Jewraffe

Chosen Art: The Jewraffe

This delightful little sketch is brought to us today by Ready Set Draw.
Three Jewish Cemetery Plots For Sale on CraigsList

Three Jewish Cemetery Plots For Sale on CraigsList

When his in-laws died and were buried in Florida, Michael Gillman was left with the dilemma of what to do with the folks' graves on Long Island.
Shih Tzu Yarmulke Now Available at Etsy

Shih Tzu Yarmulke Now Available at Etsy

It's all yours for $17.
Pot Grower Relies on the Nuremberg Defense

Pot Grower Relies on the Nuremberg Defense

Nebraska man is busted for weed, says "Hitler made me do it."
Manhattan Company Doesn't Have Balls to Reference Public Enemy

Manhattan Company Doesn’t Have Balls to Reference Public Enemy

How baddass would it have been if this Jewish ice cream company had called itself "Chosen Frozen"?!
"I Want To Be the Next Oprah"

“I Want To Be the Next Oprah”

Please provide our esteemed Music Editor with the opportunity to quit his day job.
Dr. Scott: Small, Repugnant Man

Dr. Scott: Small, Repugnant Man

This rapper says he needs a BBW, but he really just needs a life.
JewPS: A Fetishist's Dream Not Yet Come True

JewPS: A Fetishist’s Dream Not Yet Come True

Check out the faux promo video after the jump.
Russians Draw Giant Penis on Bridge, Doesn't Resemble Cigarette

Russians Draw Giant Penis on Bridge, Doesn’t Resemble Cigarette

When the bridge is raised so ships below can pass, the giant penis shines in the light.