Fat Jew Reenacts The Epic Battle From Braveheart With A Backyard Full Of Migrant Workers

If Fat Jew (AKA Jewther Vandross, AKA Fatrick Jewing, AKA Whitney Jewston, the list goes on and on) could be said to have an obsession, it would probably with recreating the battle sequences from noted-antisemite Mel Gibson’s period epic Braveheart.

In 2012, for a project entitled “Hookers Do Non-Sexual Stuff,” Fat Jew hired two prostitutes to ride bareback (by which I mean they literally rode on Fat Jew’s back) in William Wallace-esque war pant while halfheartedly bludgeoning each other and screaming at the top of their lungs. It was, as you would probably expect, a bit of a clusterfuck.

Fast forward two years – Fat Jew is a little older, a little wiser, and has a little more cache to put towards his obsession.

This sketch, filmed for Elite Daily, is what happens when you give a fat Jew the means to make his dreams come true… That is, if those dreams are to show up at the home  of Frankie Grande (that’d be Ariana’s brother) with a stretch limo full of migrant workers who are being paid to line up and rush each other with gardening implements at his command.

Mel Gibson, eat your heart out.

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