Can A Jewish/Arab Threesome Bring Peace To The Middle East?

Tensions have always run high in the Middle East, but following this past summer’s war between the Israel and Hamas terrorists in the Gaza strip, it seems as if the fractured possibilities for a lasting peace between Israelis and Palestinians are at an all-time low. Negotiation hasn’t worked. Outright violence hasn’t worked. What’s left?

For that we turn to the pick-up comedians from Honest Signalz who – taking a page out of Marvin Gaye’s songbook – seek Shalom/Salaam through the restorative properties of sexual healing.  As one posits to the other:

“Suppose we made a video of us having a threesome with a some girl where it’s clear that you’re an Arab and I’m a Jew? The idea basically would be to show the world that if we can share a woman’s body, why can’t we share a sliver of land?”

Sure seems a lot better than bombing the shit out of civilians, right?

But the road to peaceful co-existance is never quite that simple, and the Honest Signalz guys are left to hit the streets in order to find a willing trois for their ménage…

They’re right – Pomelos are fantastic.

…Oh, and may there be a just and lasting peace in our time.

What do you think?

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Zayin B'Ayin

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