That Seth Rogen likes to get lifted is hardly a secret, but that he’s turning is hash hobby into a professional gig? Well, that’s something entirely different.
Earlier this week, Rapper Waka Flocka Flame announced on his instagram page that he was looking to hire a fleet fingered blunt roller to join his personal staff, to be the entirely respectable salary of $50,000 annually.
But lest you think this wasn’t a serious offer, Waka later tweeted some clarifying application rules:
— Waka Flocka Flame (@WakaFlockabsm) September 17, 2014
Yes, Mr. Flocka Flame would rather pay five figure a year than roll his own spliffs, which is pretty nice work if you can get it – And plenty tried. But none of the ready-to-roll applicants were quite as high-profile as Seth Rogen:
Waka pretty much had no choice but to hire the Canadian cannabis connoisseur straight away. After all, Rogen’s credentials are as impeccable as they come in the weed world.
In a statement to Huffington Post, Waka’s manager Brick Bronson explained:
“Waka Flocka and 36Brickhouse will no longer be accepting applicants for the specified job listing for ‘Personal Blunt Roller,’ as Seth Rogen has been hired to fill this position. His experience both on and off camera has earned this funnyman a slot with squad, eh.#icanROLL”
From Brick Bronson, Waka’s Manager:
“Waka Flocka has since hired Seth Rogen, however, if he doesn’t adhere to his day-to-day responsibilities, I’ll fire him and hire James Franco.” #bound”
Whether this is for real, or just a clever stunt, remains to be seen. If anything it just makes us yearn for a Pineapple Express 2.