Glatt Kasher: Mubarak, Give the People Back Their Internet
Just imagine, you want to buy a nice pair of shoes from Urban Outfitters online, but you can't. You have to face how pathetic you feel being in your thirties and actually entering the store.
Hipster Hitler: Military Operations
Hipster Hitler gives mad props to Chinese Chess.
Jewdar Designs a Glitzy, Vegas-style Gay Holocaust Museum
The crowning glory will be the “Room of Absence,” a world without gays—bad hair cuts, mismatched furniture, and the piece de resistance—a full scale Hollywood Squares board with an empty center square.
Notorious J.A.P: Big Sis and “The Shady Car Dealer who Tried to Fuck Me Over”
With Notorious J.A.P. grounded, her older sister stepped in, and gave us some practical advice on how to get a great deal on a new car.
Glatt Kasher: Jerk off in Support of Natalie Portman
This is an opportunity for the Jews to win an Oscar. We are so hopelessly underrepresented in Hollywood, it's time for us to take a stand.
Los Angeles Food Trucks Ridin’ Kosher-(Styles)
Among the top contenders currently vying for Semitic stomachs are Takosher, a kosher Mexican truck, and Schnitzel Wagon, a spinoff started by former employees of the ever-popular Schnitzly restaurant.
Holocaust Museum Redux in HD, 3D and Plasma
Israel opens a new Holocaust Museum offering an ultra-glitzy multi-media approach to the Holocaust, complete with simulated death camp train ride, Warsaw Ghetto Uprising sound effects, and kick-ass Yellow Star laser light show..
Notorious J.A.P. Gets Her Credit Card Back
After a one-month suspension, Notorious J.A.P. gets her credit card back. Watch out Bloomies.
David Sedaris: The Heeb Interview
Noted satirist and author David Sedaris dishes with Heeb about the important things in life like whether he's ever been with a Jewish man or not.
Chosen Music: Monotonix
Ami Shalev of the Israeli band Monotonix sits down with Heeb to talk about the group's forthcoming album, death and being banned from playing in (most of) Israel.
YDLJ, Erin Stern, Still on Top
Hot Jewesses haven’t strutted away completely empty handed from pageants this past year.
