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The Burnt Jew Cookie Recipe – Over Six Million Served

August 31, 2009

Originally whipped up by Roseanne Barr for her photoshoot and interview in Heeb's Germany Issue, the "Domestic Goddess Hitler's Burnt Jew Cookies" were talked about on Extra, The View and The O'Reilly Factor. T...

Natalie Portman is Happy That You’re Poor

August 31, 2009

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Hey, guess what downtrodden people of America--there's a bright side to the recession. At least according to super pretty starlet, Natalie Portman, who is totally qualified to comment on such things because she...

Link Round Up

Liz

August 31, 2009

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Ziggy Stardog Buy the shirt! (The Daily What)Drake - Successful (Acoustic Cover) By Moldavian FOB (VIDEO)(Shabooty)'Mad Men' About Marijuana (CelebStoner) How Rich is Scrooge McDuck? (Wolf Gnards)Hitler Hates t...

Raekwon Built 4 Cuban Lox

Brian Abrams

August 31, 2009

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Last week, on the rooftop of Capitol Records in midtown Manhattan, a private listening session was held for Raekwon's upcoming Only Built 4 Cuban Linx II, the follow-up to his 1995 mafioso masterpiece that's ha...

DJ AM Dead: Adam Goldstein Found Dead

Liz

August 28, 2009

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DJ AM, the A-list DJ for hire lived evaded Death countless times (he survived a plane crash that killed four after a gig with fellow survivor Travis Barker; the years dating Nicole Ritchie while she was in her ...

Megan Hauserman Has a New Plan to Get a Millionaire

Kammie

August 28, 2009

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I was so worried that Megan Hauserman would never be a trophy wife once her VH1 reality show, Megan Wants a Millionaire, was canceled after contestant, Ryan Jenkins, murdered his ex-wife. However, it looks like...

River City Bagels are Like Vaginas: What’s Not to Love?

Brian Abrams

August 28, 2009

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I just called the number for the River City Bagel & Bakery in Boise, Idaho, and, sadly, the indie bakery has closed down. "It's just a coffee house now," the girl on the other end said. Our asses...

Piven’s Ex-Assistant Calls “Bullshit” on Mercury Poisoning

The Grand Conspirator

August 28, 2009

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Now that Jeremy Piven's fishy tale is safely off the hook--an arbitrator ruled in Piven's favor in the dispute with the producers of Broadway's Speed-the-Plow over his departure from the play--I suppose it wo...

10 Jews More Contemptible Than Bernard Madoff

August 27, 2009

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It's no secret that I'm big supporter of Bernie Madoff. I think the silver-haired shylock is being used as a scapegoat by people who refuse to accept responsibility for their own financial incompetence. Also, h...

Daily Links

Liz

August 27, 2009

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50 Pictures of Pothead Girls Enjoying their Pot (Hail Mary Jane)Sex in an MRI (Yes But No But Yes) Man Cuts Off Penis to Spite His Parents (Failblog)Skydiving Fundraiser Goes Awry (Asylum) Make Your OwnBa...

Jouchebags

Liz

August 27, 2009

12 · The Love Issue, Archives

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Although we at Heeb demonstrate our love for the panoplies of mosaics of rainbows that is New York-area Ashkenazi Jewry (plus that one Persian girl with the adorable English accent), our detractors often label us "self-hating." The truth is, however, that we are inordinately and completely irrationally fond of ourselves. But that doesn't mean that we feel the same about all our fellow tribesmen and women. Below are some of the Jews from past and present who we absolutely love to hate.

The “Bear Jew” Video Game and the 10 Best Movie Publicity Stunts

August 26, 2009

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It's no secret that there's a bad case of Inglourious Basterds fever going around the Heeb office. Lucky for us, our dream of getting into the on-screen action ourselves has finally become a reality. The Inglou...