Waa Waa Wii Waa
You can take a break from mourning the break-up of the Davids to celebrate this breaking development: "Isla Fisher is carrying Sacha Baron Cohen's spawn.":http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20041347,00.htm...
Sarah Sends Paris Packing
Do you think Ms. Hilton would have "headed to the can two days early":http://www.actressarchives.com/news.php?id=5969 had it not been for Sarah Silverman's shove-off last night at the MTV Movie Awards? Seriousl...
Screw the Gallup Poll
Take a look at "this past Friday's Gallup poll":http://www.galluppoll.com/content/?ci=27739 and you'll find all of the usual Presidential suspects (Romney, Clinton, Obama, Guiliani, McCain) and even some who ha...
_Knocked Up_ In Theaters Now
"Judd Apatow":http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0031976 's new film _Knocked Up_ opens today and yes, you should be really excited. If you haven't caught one of the 500 reviews of the movie, let me give you a little r...
An Open Letter To Paul Rudd
Hey Paul,
I'm going to be honest with you. I thought you would have been a great Heeb cover. We asked your agent and/or manager about hooking something up and, well, they said you didn't have the time and th...
Side-Hug it Out
Today, Slate "discusses":http://www.slate.com/id/2167293/ a new book called _Forbidden Fruit: Sex & Religion in the Lives of American Teenagers_ by Mark Regnerus. Here's my favorite tidbit of reviewer Hanna Ros...
Barack Made a Doodle
For National Doodle Day (which is February 23rd, in case you were as shocked as I was to learn there was even such a day), Barack Obama agreed to make a drawing for charity. His quickie portraits of Chuck Schum...
DJ A-Trak: The _Heeb_ Interview
Over the past few years, hip hop has become almost synonymous with the name Kanye West. And while watching him on stage or on MTV, you might have wondered to yourself, "Who is that white guy spinning for Kanye?...
_Heeb_ Storytelling at Sasquatch Music Festival
Our correspondents in Seattle have recently unearthed the first photos of a bizarre creature spotted deep in the woods of the Pacific Northwest, believed to subsist solely on Manischewitz macaroons and grape ju...
Light Yourself a Candle
Happy birthday, Bob Dylan. At sixty-six, you're no longer a kid. But at least, you can still have "a special bond with one.":http://www.nypost.com/seven/05032007/gossip/pagesix/easily_scared_pagesix_.htm
And...
The Bell Won’t Save You This Time
In "this frightening clip":http://www.10zenmonkeys.com/2007/05/20/dustin-diamond-celebrity-fit-club/ (via _10zenmonkeys.com_) from this week's edition of VH1's _Celebrity Fit Club_ Harvey Walden treats Dustin ...
Subhuman Giant
In "this video":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3yi4SuGKYk set to air on "NYCTV":http://www.nyc.gov/html/nycmg/nyctv/html/home/home.shtml on June 5, _Heeb_ Contributing Editor and Baldwin-buff "Kenny Herzog,":...
